Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Can't sleep . . .clowns will eat me!

Anyone that knows me knows that I hate clowns. Always have, always will. I don't trust them; their greasepaint hides their sinister underside.

First, there was serial killer clown John Wayne Gacy, who led police to 28 shallow graves under his house that contained young boys that he had lured to his home, tricked into trying his "trick handcuffs", tortured, sodomized and murdered.

Pleasant dreams, kids

Honoring THAT tradition, may I present to you Spanky the Clown.

Now it was no big surprise to me that Spanky the Clown has been arrested on child porn charges. What DOES surprise me is that MORE clowns aren't arrested on child porn charges.

Clowns are evil - especially this one.

They are creepy, all of them.

The ONLY exception to this rule is Krusty the Clown. He is what all clowns should be . . . an aging, jewish, alcoholic, chainsmoking marketing whore. Now THAT I can respect.


duane said...

Clowns are one of the many things that are wrong with this world. There is nothing good about them. They are inherently evil. Did no one else see IT???? Yikes!

Robyn said...

Hey Rita!

I like your new pic! Though I was very envious of the one where you were a custom South Park character. I don't think that Clown Going Down story is current, unless he is local in Atlanta, and his case FINALLY came up for trial.
This is what happens when they close Clown College, and just let any old weirdo who can juggle join the circus. I think the very stringent training process was to weed out perverts and freaks. Once again, a new generation can be afraid of clowns.

Anonymous said...

you are sooooooooo right and im only 13

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